Jamie | 19 | Engaged Welcome to my blog.

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

(Source: satyrmage, via this--too--shall--pass)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via leftnipple)

ask-koki-kariya:

hamasapien:

Genie just casually breaking the universe to entertain Princess Jasmine.

I’m gonna cry

(via silentandfriendly)

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

(via sergeanttsarcasm)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via custerd)

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